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The Three Best OPM Songs about
the The Filipino Male's Tendency to
Mumble-Bumble-Fumble
when face-to-face
with a gorgeous Pinay.


Listen to them here,
my fellow pathetic Pinoy!!


Bong Gabriel's ANG AKING AWITIN:
"bakit di ko maamin sa iyo,
ang tunay na awitin ng loob ko

di malaman ang sasabihin pag kaharap ka,
ngunit linilingon naman pag dumaraan na...."




Ric Segreto's DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO:
"memorizing each line, i still don't know what to say.

don't know what to do whenever you are near,
don't know what to say....""




Paramita's cover of APO's ISANG DANGKAL:
"pangako ko sa susunod na ating pagkikita
di na mahihiya agad, magsasabi na,

ngunit kapag ika'y nasa tabi ko na,
ako'y dinadaga, biglang namumutla..."


And if you still can't seem to get the words out of your mouth,
download the songs,
and do what I do:

gift your lady with a Mix Tape!!!



Good Luck, Mr. Suave...

hoy hoy hoy, hoy hoy hoy!!!